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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 03:40

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

Cancer patient given months to live is 'more positive than ever' - BBC

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

Magic Johnson Bluntly Blames Two Players for Knicks' Season-Ending Loss - Sports Illustrated

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

What is thimerosal? What the research says about the vaccine preservative under fire by RFK Jr. - PBS

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Crunch time—we’ll soon find out if Amazon’s launch providers are up to the job - Ars Technica

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

Why do atheists want to see God so badly?

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

10 Must-See Movies at the 2025 Tribeca Festival - IndieWire

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

No One in the Movies Stays Dead Anymore - Yahoo

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

Why is the mainstream media, traditionally liberal except for Fox, not reporting on Trump like he's a traditional candidate who has ideas, values, and a concern for the common good?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

Still no good

Aaron Rodgers was Steelers’ ‘third option’ at quarterback before pairing came together - New York Post

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

I’m 17 and looking for a girl. What do I do?

Still no good.

share office space ...

So they tried

What happens if someone fills up their car at the pump but leaves without paying? How is this situation typically handled?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

Pokémon Cafe’s new Mega Charizard curry plate is a work of art in more ways than one - SoraNews24